Friday, July 18, 2008

REVIEW: Christopher Nolan's THE DARK KNIGHT

It seems almost insulting to call Christopher Nolan’s THE DARK KNIGHT a “superhero” or “comic book” movie. Such pigeonholing lumps it into a genre crowded with lame efforts like any Superman movie after SUPERMAN II, and the third installments of both the SPIDER-MAN and X-MEN franchises, not to mention such drivel as CAPTAIN AMERICA, GHOST RIDER, the FANTASTIC FOUR films (Corman and Alba varieties), THE PUNISHER and so on.

While Nolan’s BATMAN BEGINS successfully re-booted the franchise after the horror of the Schumacher years, it was definitely a comic book/superhero film. Nolan spun the tragic tale of Bruce Wayne (Christian Bale) and gave it his own unique flair, playing fast and loose with some of the hero’s foes, allies and backstory while coming up with a highly entertaining and occasionally brooding look at how the Caped Crusader came to be.

The last third of BEGINS hinted at the darkness that was coming in KNIGHT and that film’s final rooftop meeting between Lieutenant Gordon (Gary Oldman) and Batman still brings a chill to my spine whenever I watch it. The veteran cop suggests that his new ally has shaken things up in Gotham City while escalating the crime and criminals they would both face. Audiences cheered when it became clear The Joker would play a role in any sequel, but none of us could have expected what we would see.

As portrayed by the late Heath Ledger, The Joker isn’t like any Batman villain we’ve seen before. There’s no flashback or origin, and even The Joker tells varying tales of how he got the jagged, sinister scars that recall the character’s original inspiration, THE MAN WHO LAUGHED. A master manipulator, Ledger’s Joker lurches, cackles and sputters through the film’s (too long) 152 minute running time using Batman, Gordon, new District Attorney Harvey Dent (Aaron Eckhart) and Wayne/Dent love interest Rachel Dawes (Maggie Gyllenhall) as marionettes in his own sick puppet show.

If BEGINS was about coming face-to-face with and conquering the fears within, KNIGHT is about the inevitable fall from grace despite your best efforts to do good (with a few nods to post-9/11 homeland security to boot). Though overly plotted the flick is action-packed from its opening bank robbery (featuring PRISON BREAK’s William Fincher in a small role as a mob bank manager) to its almost operatic conclusion, often paced at such breakneck, dizzying speed that you wish it would slow down and catch its breath so you could do the same.

THE DARK KNIGHT is an exhilarating experience and Ledger’s film-stealing performance is as good as advertised. I don’t know if an Oscar nod is really in the cards (no pun intended) but I certainly wouldn’t quibble. His sinister turn makes Nicholson’s two-bit hamminess in Tim Burton’s overrated BATMAN look as dated and laughable as Cesar Romero’s mustachioed take on the character circa 1966.

Not everybody else fares quite as well, though. Bale, so good as Bruce Wayne in BEGINS, spends most of his time here in the Batsuit, snarling in a rasp that’s at times indecipherable. Aaron Eckhart seems too pretty to be Harvey Dent but turns in an impressively rage-filled Two-Face when the time comes. Gyllenhall, replacing Katie Holmes in the Rachel Dawes role, is as bland and ineffective as her predecessor and it’s hard to believe this not-quite-raving beauty is the apple of the eye of such lady killers as Wayne and Dent. Oldman is his usual solid self, as are Michael Caine and Morgan Freeman returning as Batman’s butler and tech guru, respectively.

Quibbles aside, THE DARK KNIGHT is an impressive, often epic piece of modern pop culture filmmaking. Comparisons to THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK – the best and darkest entry in the original STAR WARS trilogy are apt – and KNIGHT, too, feels like the second chapter in an epic saga. One can only hope that if Nolan, Bale and Co. regroup for a third act that they avoid the pitfalls of films like SPIDER-MAN 3, X-MEN 3 and RETURN OF THE JEDI.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Farewell Old Friend

I won't lie to you. Watching Veterans Stadium implode was a bittersweet moment for me. While it was great to see Philly getting stadiums for the Eagles and Phillies, I loved that old stadium, warts, steel, concrete, funky smells and all. Like a little kid said the day Chris and I attended the penultimate Phils game: "This place makes me want to boo."

Thoughts of The Spectrum being leveled bring up completely different memories for me... watching the Sixers and Flyers battle at the top of their division for what seemed like an eternity... going to Phantoms games when the Flyers moved to the bigger arena (and out of my price range)... sharing season tickets to the Wings indoor lacrosse with good friends... getting moved from the back of the floor at a Springsteen show to the fifth row because they'd put the soundboard where out seats were supposed to be... Dr. J's tomahawk dunk over a cowering Laker (I think it was Michael Cooper) that literally shook the building to its core (and broke Doc's wrist if I remember correctly)... and countless Ice Capades and Ringling Bros. shows as a kid.

Though usually said with tongue firmly in cheek, in this instance I really mean it when I say "Good times, good times."

Monday, July 14, 2008

What if THE DARK KNIGHT Was Made in 1966?

As much as I dig Christopher Nolan's BATMAN BEGINS and as much as I'm eagerly anticipating my Friday, 12:01 AM screening of THE DARK KNIGHT, I still have a very, very warm place in my heart for the 1960s TV show and movie starring Adam West as a decidedly less serious version of The Caped Crusader.

In fact, I recently secured a set of the original TV show and can't wait till my daughter is a little older and we can enjoy the adventures of Batman and Robin as they match wits with such nefarious nasties as The Riddler, The Joker, The Penguin and Catwoman, not to mention Egghead, King Tut (a personal fave!), Milton Berle as Louie the Lilac, The Bookworm (a pre-POTA Roddy McDowell) and so many more members of the greatest Rogues Galleries to ever grace the boob tube.

I'm dismayed when I hear or read people dismissing the show as a bad joke. Frankly, Batman was a failing title when the show was developed and its success was a double-edged sword... it saved the character from the dustbin of history but re-launched him in a goofier, gentler version that took a bit of the bite out of his truly sinister nature.

While we wait for TDK to open (something I'm doing with tempered expectations after the bitter disappointment of Burton's 1989 flick) enjoy this look (courtesy of DialBForBlog.com via SlashFilm.com) at what the marketing for THE DARK KNIGHT may have looked like had Lorenzo Semple, Jr. written the film!

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Awe. Some.

As if The Return of Favre story couldn't get any better now comes this bluff call from Packers management. Your move Brett.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Werewolf Women of the SS... The Comic!

According to a report over at /Film, they are planning to make a comic book series out of the exploits of the characters from the faux trailer for WEREWOLF WOMEN OF THE SS as seen in GRINDHOUSE!

iPhone Now? Millionaire Later? You Decide.

The iPhone. The cool, sexy new gadget on the tech block. But here's the question posed by Geek Culture: would you rather have that iPhone now or be a millionaire later?

Think I'll continue using the four-year old phone that I've got.

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

BATMAN: GOTHAM KNIGHT

With THE DARK KNIGHT a bit more than a week away I was chomping at the bit for a new dose of Bat-mania, this time in the form of BATMAN: GOTHAM KNIGHT, a six-part animated film that bridges the gap between BATMAN BEGINS and the aforementioned TDK. Picking up after the events of BEGINS, GOTHAM KNIGHT finds Batman battling a variety of foes in a city that has improved since we last saw him, but not by much.

Criminals like Killer Croc (a massive former sideshow freak) and Scarecrow are roaming the streets (or sewers), rival gangs are blasting away at each other in public, and even homeless advocates aren't safe from the bullets of hired killers.

The six chapters in the film all work as stand-alone stories that illustrate part of Batman's training or his role within society – a gang of skateboarding kids relate tales that describe him as everything from a robot or a shadowy shape-shifter to a Man-bat, we see a young Bruce Wayne training to work through the inevitable pain (both physical and emotional) that comes with nocturnal crime-fighting, and we glimpse how he's viewed by various members of the once-dirty Gotham Police Department. And while the tales work well on their own, GOTHAM KNIGHT does succeed in weaving a complete story through its 75 minute running time.

Some folks have compared this release to a similar animated installment of THE MATRIX films, but I've never seen it so I'm not sure how accurate the comparison is. Each tale is done in its own unique style, with an emphasis on anime thanks to directors like Yasuhiro Aoki, Futoshi Higashide and Hiroshi Morioka. Surprisingly, the frequent change in visual styles isn't as jarring as I expected and the Japanese influence seemed fresh and provided some eye-opening takes on familiar characters like Batman (returning voice talent Kevin Conroy), James Gordon and Alfred (voiced by David McCallum).

Like any anthology with so many different cooks working the broth the results are a bit uneven. Frankly, some of the stories are a bit forgettable and the next day I'm struggling to remember what even happened in them. Others are good, but in at least one instance (the opening installment "Have I Got a Story For You") the segment seems remarkably similar to an episode of the late, great BATMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES.

In the end, I'm a sucker for pretty much anything Batman, so I probably got more mileage out of this than the average viewer. It certainly won't make me forget the highpoints of the character's rich history but at least it's not laughably bad like some of The Caped Crusader's cinematic adventures.

Monday, June 30, 2008

BLUE EYES OF THE BROKEN DOLL (1973)

It's time for more early 70s Spanish horror from the fine folks at BCI/Deimos. Released at the same time as the moody weirdness of THE DRACULA SAGA and the similar but more bizarre HUMAN BEASTS, BLUE EYES OF THE BROKEN DOLL finds mysterious stranger Gilles (Paul Naschy, also in BEASTS) hitchhiking his way through the European countryside.

After stopping for a cheese sandwich and a bit of wine at a roadside cafe, Gilles is picked up by Claude (Diana Lorys), one of three sisters that lives in a house up the hill. Claude has a hideous scar that runs down her right arm to a disfigured hand which is frequently covered by some sort of clunky prosthetic device. Injured in a mysterious "accident", Claude is self-conscious about her hand and tries to mask her simmering sexuality with a severe hairdo and frumpy clothing.

She certainly won't be confused with nympho Nicole (the often nude Eva Leon), a hussy as brazen and bold as Claude is shy and retreating. Nicole's so trampy she even gets her own slutty theme music to go along with a variety of ass-grabbing, curve-hugging outfits. Rounding out this sisterly troika is wheelchair-bound Yvette (Maria Perschy who gets a "Special Collaboration" credit), another victim of the unspoken "accident" that left Claude scarred and disfigured.

We quickly discover that Gilles is an escaped convict, guilty of rapes that are artfully flashed back to in minimalist fashion with just Naschy and his victim on a barren stage. He has arrived at the home of the sisters just in time to be suspected of a string of gruesome murders mostly involving women who have their eyes plucked out and carried around in black gloves in very giallo-esque fashion. Naturally, Gille's felonious background pretty much eliminates him as a suspect in the reel world which leaves us with a bevy of suspects ranging from a suspicious police captain and the cafe barmaid (Pilar Bardem mother of Oscar winner Javier Bardem) to the three sisters, their medical staff and various shifty-looking townies.

Often known by the more colorful title of HOUSE OF PSYCHOTIC WOMEN, the script for BLUE EYES (co-written by Naschy) feels like it's all over the place. We're asked to accept plot points that are barely fleshed out and buy into contrivances that stretch credibility even in such genre surroundings. In at least one instance the efforts to maintain the mystery had me thinking I'd missed a whole section of the movie and the third act insertion of a chase sequence through the wilderness was awkward at best. That said, BLUE EYES is rarely dull, its 90 entertaining minutes filled with enough early 70s flesh and blood for the grindhouse crowd and enough weirdness and artsy touches (like the strangling flashbacks) to keep everybody else interested.

I still prefer Naschy's monster mashes and I'm looking forward to the two latest arrivals from BCI's Spanish Horror Collection (CURSE OF THE DEVIL and WEREWOLF SHADOW), but BLUE EYES ranks with HUMAN BEASTS and CRIMSON as a worthwhile and adventurous departure from the norm.

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